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03/02/2003 Entry: ""A Mostly Gross Post""

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Oh yuck. The sickies have me. I felt fine yesterday and right now feel as if I've won the shopping spree at the Germ-O-Mart. My cart is overflowing and everyone is cheering me on to empty another aisle of ick into my overburdened buggy. That's just the word for it too.

I had a dream last night that my pee had turned blue, that bright irridescent blue of Jamaican skies and Tidy-Bowl surfing contests. Obviously I was a bit taken aback. I called my best friend and he told me to call a bookstore and see if they could look it up in some medical resource guide, which I did. On the other end of the line all I could hear were the sounds of Lesbian Shouting Poetry and the collective sighing of hundreds of post menopausal erogeousous zones being titilated and tweaked. No luck there. So I googled it and came up blank. Or blue. And woke up with the sickies.

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There is good news and joy, however. We voted not to postpone the Haiti trip in April because of Bush's stupid war. It feels like it's the right thing to do, the brave thing to do, the only thing to do. I don't want the evil actions of a sociopathic warmonger to stop us from bring our love and our support to a people long ignored. No matter what, Mr. Resident, "we shall not be moved" by your incitement to fear, rather we've got "one more river to cross" for the sake of goodness in the world. So there.

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